Life's One Liners

Life’s One Liners

1) Di lahat ng iyong pinasok ay may labasan.
2) Paano ka mananalo sa lotto kung di ka naman tumataya?
3) Aminin mo man o hindi, money is the greatest stress buster.
4) Wag na wag mong hahawakan ang hindi sa iyo.
5) Di mo kawalan ang mga taong ayaw sa iyo; it’s their loss.
6) Ang taong tahimik ay mas malakas mag-ingay.
7) Ang taong di marunong mag “Thank you” ay walang aasahang “Welcome”.
8) Walang sumasalo sa taong nanlalaglag.
9) Di maliliwanagan ang taong di marunong magtanong.
10) Iba ang sadyang tanga sa taong nagtatanga-tangahan.
11) Di lahat ng bagay ay naaayos ng “I’m sorry.”
12) Mas umaangat ang bahid sa malinis na damit.
13) Di porke’t nakangiti ay masaya.
14) Don’t jump to conclusions lalo na kung wala kang buwelo.
15) Ang taong nagpapaapak…. ay marumi.
16) Nilalampaso ang mga taong basahan ang trato sa kaibigan.
17) Nakakapuwing ang maliit; nakakabulag ang malaki.
18) Ang matapobre ay mabubulag rin balang araw.
19) Ang taong walang pera mas mabilis tumanda.
20) Money can’t buy you time but it can buy you happiness.
21) Ang taong nakapagdyug… mas mahimbing ang tulog.
22) Mahirap kalabanin ang sarili.

Quiz quizzan - Pinoy TV trivia

in response to ricci chan's 80's quiz sa facebook here's mine

1) Sino dito ang di original member ng bagets?
a) William Martinez b) Gary V. c) Herbert Bautista d) Aga Muhlach e) Raymond Lauchengco
2) Ano ang title ng unang teleserye ni Juday?
3) Sino ang original co-host ng local version ng Takeshi's castle?
4) Ano ang original screen name ni Regine Velasquez?
5) Sino ang dance group na sumikat sa Penthouse Live?
6) Anong pangalan ng sidekick ni Apeng Daldal sa Cafeteria Aroma?
7) Ano ang names ng twins sa Kwarto O Kahon?
8) Sino-sino ang nagpukpukan ng microphone sa See Thru?
9) Ano ang favorite sabihin ni Ate Luds sa Eye-to-Eye?
10)Ano ang title ng unang show ni Cristy Fermin? Sino co-host niya?
11)Anong name ng maid ni Lilian Laing sa Duplex?
12)Sino ang child actor sa Joey and Son?
13)Ano ang name ng character ni Tessie Tomas sa Abangan ang Susunod na Kabanata?
14)Sino ang mga bida sa Sine Silip?
15)Sino-sino ang mag-inang nagpahirap kay Janice at Herbert sa Flordeluna?

American Idol needs Midol

dahil one year na ang blog site ko
shet di na ako magpapaka wholesome,
pagkakaila ko ba pagkajologs ko?

so simula ngayon no holds barred na
its my site anyway.

I honestly think American Idol is getting boring and
overrated. Maglokohan pa tayo e obvious namang si Danny Gokey
ang mananalo. Ano kamo? Allison has a chance? Uhm malabo...
hello di puti yun. Yes she's talented but... i don't think she'll win.
Yung bulag? Iisa lang style niya kulang siya sa depth.
Adam? An emo winner?... Shet!!!
If you notice the contestants this year are quite bloody bland.
Yep and adding Kara is cute but they just made the selection process longer.
I suggest they just fire Paula Abdul since she doesn't talk sense anyway.
Lagi siyang lutang.

Sadly, the show is slowly losing its charm. There's no point in getting excited anymore. And yeah that Anne Curtis Greenwich tvc is really irritating.

Let's Go Beach-ing at Laiya!

to escape from office stress,
we went to Laiya San Juan, Batangas last,last week.

we were booked at Balai sa Laiya, about 4 hours drive from the city.
we spent like Php 2,050 per head inclusive of 4 meals and accommodations.
great deal.

the rooms were comfortable and breezy enough with rattan beds and
there was hot shower.
the food though, was surprisingly spectacular and served buffet style.
i enjoyed my stay and absolutely recommend this place.
want to go back soon.

i already posted some of the pics at my multiply site
but here are some of the shots i like.

Taste the legend

The Legend Restaurant

got stuck in massive traffic last Saturday.
but i wouldn't miss the food in this place.
the servings are generous and food is really good,
but not last saturday, the food was too salty.
nevertheless i still enjoyed.

Their sweet and sour lapu-lapu is to die for.
Check out my pics.

50 Must-See Asian Movies part 2

The second part, counting down 25 to 1

25. Akira
The ground-breaking Japanese based on the manga about an impending nuclear holocaust. Akira set the benchmark for animation with its killer story.
Country of origin - Japan

24. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Wuxia? Check! Killer moves? Check? Drama? Check? Launchpad for Zhang ziyi’s career? Double check!
Country of origin - Taiwan

23. Xiu Xiu the Sentdown Girl
Still having a hard time looking for the DVD. The story is about a young 15-year old girl who gets sent to the province and “discovers” that she is not returning home to the city.
She gets fooled by government officials, who promise to her return her to the city in exchange for sex. A sad, sad story how corruption can ruin the innocent.
Country of origin - China

22. Triad Election
Peek into the lives of the HongKong underworld, wherein 2 gang leaders strive to lead be the new leader of the Hong Kong Triad. Stars Tony Leung and Simon Yam, this is Johnny To’s best film.
Country of origin – Hong Kong

21. Inang Yaya
How do you balance the love for your child and the one you’re caring for? Heart-warming and very well-acted the kids upstage lead actress Maricel Soriano. Kudos to the new breed of Philippine directors Pablo Biglangawa and Veronica Velasco.
Country of origin – Philippines

20. Il Mare
The Lakehouse. Only way better and understandable.
Country of origin – South Korea

19. Shutter
Probably the most freaky and goose-bumping movie I’ve ever seen. Great, great twist of an ending.
Country of origin – Thailand

18. My Sassy Girl
This Is the Korean movie that established the Korean film market. Stars the amazingly beautiful Jeun Ji Hyun at her wicked best. Bitches rule.
Country of origin – South Korea

17. Spirited Away
Charming and courageous, I could compare this movie to Alice in Wonderland, but this time with spirits and witches.
Country of origin – Japan

16. Seven Samurai
Probably the most influential Asian film by Akira Kurosawa. Spawned Magnificent Seven, The Legend of Zu, Lo Waist Gang kust to name a few.
Country of Origin - Japan

15. Comrades, Almost a Love Story
Based on the title of a famous Teresa Teng song. It revolves around a story of 2 lovers meant for each other. It also works on the insight that wherever there’s a Chinese person in any part of the world, you will always hear a Teresa Teng song.
Country of origin – Hong Kong

14. The Promise
Chen Kaige returns with an Asian all-star ensemble for this fantasy tale. Pure visual candy, see it and judge how far China has gone to claim cinematic superiority in Asia.
Country of origin - China

13. Lust, Caution
This is the movie that made Ang Lee cool again to men after Brokeback Mountain.
A erotic love story and espionage thriller set in the time of war. The love scenes looks realistic and Tang Wei is indeed, a revelation. Also stars the great Tony Leung.
Country of origin - Taiwan

12 House of the Flying Daggers
Another of Zhang Yi Mou’s visual masterpiece, also using colors to tell the story.
Don’t miss the scene where Andy Lau and Takeshi “tests” Zhang Zi Yi whether she is truly blind.
Country of Origin – China

11. A Better Tomorrow trilogy
Asia’s answer to the Godfather. The movie that made Chow Yun Fat into a global superstar. Probably inspired by Lito Lapid.
Country of origin – Hong Kong

10. In the Realm of the Senses
It’s art. It’s porn. Nothing elevates perversion and kinkiness to an art form like the Japanese. Don’t miss the “egg” scene. Banned in most countries, this Is the sex film you must not miss, if you can find the DVD. Country of Origin- Japan

9. Sympathy for Lady Vengeance
Despite the title, this is a movie about forgiveness. Lee Young Ae of Jang Geum fame stars as a newly reformed ex-con yearning to murder Baek. A guy who made her confess to a crime she didn’t commit. Don’t miss the ending
Country of Origin – China

8. Not One Less
Even the strongest of men will shed a tear for this gem of a film. It tells of a barrio teacher who ventures to the city to search for a student who looks went there looking for work. Fact: they didn’t use professional actors for this movie. Also done by Zhang Yimou
Country of origin - China

7. Maynila Sa Kuko ng Liwanag
“My brother is not a pig.” Yes we know, Ate Guy. Lino Brocka’s opus.
Country of origin - Philippines

6. Himala
After all these years, Himala still lives to the hype. It has been parodied gazillion of times, but in the end the story of a barrio lass who suddenly “performs miracles” has made it the benchmark for Asian movies with a cult following. This movie is the Filipino film-making at its best.
Country of origin - Philippines

5. Crying Ladies
My favorite modern Filipino film of all. Check out the cameos of different directors on this Mark Meily masterpiece about ladies hired to cry during Chinese funerals. Immensely entertaining, it never fails to excite me every time.
Country of origin - Philippines

4. Grave of the Fireflies
This film never fails to make me cry. It is about a brother and sister who gets orphaned during the war and is forced to fend for themselves in such a dire situation. It is a film that deeply touches the heart despite being an animated film.
Country of origin – Japan

3. Rashomon/ Hero
This film was ahead of its time. And shows why Akira Kurosawa is a visionary director, probably even greater than the Hollywood directors of his time. It tells of a rape/ murder in flashbacks from different perspectives of 4 witnesses, each of them telling a different story. A must-have in your DVD collection.
Country of Origin - Japan

Hero is a modern retelling of Rashomon. Using the same device of flashbacks in telling how an assassin came close to killing the Emperor. Zhang Yimou used color as a device to differentiate truth from lies.
Country of origin – China

2. Infernal Affairs I
In my honest opinion, probably the best Hong Kong film of all time. This is the movie that The Departed is based from. A cat and mouse game between a “mole” in the triad and a “mole” in the police. The sequel and the prequel is a stretch watch the first.
Country of origin – Hong Kong

1. Old Boy
An orgasmic mindfuck of epic proportions. How much can you bare? How many twists can you turn? Oldboy is a film not to be watched but to be experienced. It is what separates a great film from a good movie. Well written and acted, it is not for the weak and the clueless. Prepare to be blown away.
Country of origin – South Korea

50 Must-see Asian Movies part 1

Everybody's coming out with their must-watch movies nowadays.
Here's my list of the finest in Asian cinema.
The 50 rankings are not final. Any comment would be appreciated.

50. 5 Deadly Venoms

I watched this movie so many times as a child because its my fath

er’s favorite. Directed by Hong Kong Kung fu auteur Chang Cheh, its about five kung-fu fighters with unique animal styles: The Centipede, The Snake, The Scorpion, The Lizard and The Toad.

Country of origin – Hong Kong

49. Kung Fu Hustle

You already probably seen this film but it borrow a lot of punchlines from classic Stephen Chow movies but still a fun, fun movie to watch. A parody of the Matrix

Country of origin – Hong Kong

48. Jenny, Juno

How do you deal with teen pregnancy? Make it look ok and treat it with kids gloves. Yep, the movie where Juno is based. This is the real deal, folks.

Country of origin – South Korea

47. Jan Dara

Peek into mystical Thai culture with this film about sex, coming of age, weird parents, an eye-popping breastfeeding scene, and more sex. Also stars the divinely sexy Christie Cheung.

Country of origin - Thailand

46. Samurai Fiction

The film that “inspired” Kill Bill. Well, Tarantino sort of “copied” the black and white hacking scene where in the screen flashes red when someone is killed.

Country of origin – Japan

45. Fist of Fury

Who can forget Bruce Lee with nun chucks and that trademark yellow jumpsuit? Yep.

Country of origin – Hong Kong

44. Dark Water

Eerie and scary. About a child ghost looking for her mother.

Country of origin - Japan

43. Muro Ami

A movie about the plight of child reef divers and how they are exploited and forced to live in subhuman conditions.

Country of origin – Philippines

42. The Soong Sisters

An epic about the 3 legendary sisters who influenced and change the course of power in China . One is married to Gen. Chiang Kai Shek of the Kuomintang. One is married to Dr. Sun Yat Sen (China’s Rizal) One married one of China’s wealthiest. Trivia: This movie is very political, because during the time of release Hong Kong was getting ready for the handover to China.

Country of origin – Hong Kong

41. Untold Story

Anthony Wong stars as a serial killer who makes women into meat buns (siopao).

A deeply disturbing journey into the macabre. My fave scene: He stuck a chopstick into the girl’s privates.

Country of origin – Hong Kong

40. One Armed Swordsman

This is the cult wuxia film that started it all, starring Jimmy Wang Yu as a warrior who’s arm got cut off by his master’s daughter. Don’t miss the scene where his arm got cut-off, bloodbath galore.

Country of origin – Hong Kong

39. Drunken Master

The movie that launched Jackie Chan to a worldwide icon.

Country of origin – Hong Kong

38. Bullet in the Head

This is the undiscovered gem in John Woo’s treasure trove of masterpieces. It tells of a story of 3 friends who discover money, power, and betrayal in the Vietnam War. Stars Tony Leung and Jackie Cheung.

Country of origin –Hong Kong

37. Lies

A film about sadomasochistic sexual relationship between a sculptor and an 18 year old female student. If you didn’t cringe at 2 Girls, One Cup, this movie will not disappoint.

Country of origin: South Korea

36. Farewell, My Concubine

A period film during the China’s Cultural Revolution starring Gong Li and Leslie Cheung. This movie launched both of them to fame.

Country of origin - China

35. A Chinese Ghost Story

Leslie Cheung sta

rs as a debt collector who falls in love with a beautiful female ghost. Excellent fight scenes and a haunting soundtrack makes this movie a must-watch.

Country of origin – Hong Kong

34. Scorpio Nights

I love the original and the remake. They don’t movies as good as this anymore.

Country of origin - Philippines

33. Temptation Island

How can something so campy be so cool. It c

an only be from the twisted minds of Joey Gosengfiao and legendary producer Mother Lily. I hope they release a re-mastered version soon.

Country of origin - Philippines

32. Ringu

Japan’s most famous horror movie and also its best that launched Sadako to fame. Scary and original. This movie reinvigorated the Asian horror genre.

Country of origin - Japan

31. In The Mood for Love

Don’t watch this movie for the narrative, watch it for the treatment.

Country of origin – Hong Kong

30.Battle Royale

Banned in Japan.

Why? It’s about high school students killing each other creatively. By the twisted mind of Kinji Fukasaku who didn’t live to finish the sequel. Good thing his son’s mind is twisted as him.

Country of origin: Japan

29. Audition

This is the most shocking and disturbing horror film I’ve seen in years. Helmed by the great horror master Takashi Miike, you just have to see it or you die.

Country of origin: Japan

28. Raise the Red Lantern

One of Zhang Yimou’s early works about concubines in China starring Gong Li. Raising the red lantern meant in Chinese terms meant somebody was getting married.

Country of origin - China

27. The Eye

What if you’re blind and get a chance to

see again but you inherit the eyes of a person with third eye? Catch the scene in the Chinese restaurant where the ghosts lick the food.

Very, very creepy.

Country of origin - Hong Kong

26. Curse of the Golden Flower

Another visual masterpiece from Zhang Yimou. Very Shakespearian. And they didn’t scrimp on the details of every scene. This is Zhang Yimou’s answer to Chen Kaige’s The Promise.

Country of origin - China

50 Asian movies to see before you're die

Here's my top 100 list so far in no particular order.

100. Akira
99. Grave of the Fireflies
98. Kung Fu Hustle
97. Battle Royale I and II
96. The Ring
95. Shutter
94. Crying Ladies
93. Tiyanak
92. Hero
91. A Better Tomorrow
90. Old Boy
89. Sympathy for Lady Vengeance
88. A Chinese Ghost Story
87. My Sassy Girl
86. Il Mare
85. 5 Deadly Venoms
84. Lust, Caution
83. Crouching tiger, Hidden Dragon
82. Himala
81. Dark Water
80. Seven Samurai
79. Infernal Affairs
78. Bullet in the Head
77. Spirited Away
76. Howl's Moving Castle
75. The Eye
74. Silmido
73. House of the Flying Daggers
72. Jenny and juno
71. Snake in the Eagle's Shadow
70. Drunken Master
69. Godzilla vs. Mothra
68. Election
67. Farewell to my Concubine
66. Raise the Red Lantern
65. Hard-boiled
64. Once Upon a time in China
63. One-armed Swordsman
62. New Dragon Gate Inn
61. God of Gamblers
60. the Promise
59. Not One Less
58. 200 pounds beauty
57. Taekukgi
56. In The Realm of the Senses
55. Princess Mononoke
54. Rashomon
53. Machine Girl
52. Three
51. One more chance
50. the classic
49. Lies
48. Oasis
47. A Love Story
46. Magnifico
45. Kubrador
44. Ang Pagdadalaga ni Maximo Oliveros
43. Temptation Island
42. Sister Stella L.
41. Jan Dara
40. Scorpio Nights
39. Maynila Sa Kuko ng Liwanag
38. Oro, Plata Mata
37. Tinimbang Ka ngunit Kulang
36. Crippled Avengers
35. The 36th Chamber of Shaolin
34. The Wedding Banquet
33. City of Joy

the chaka list

i'm bored.
and sleepy.
and tired.

para di masayang ang oras ko dito sa opis, sulat-sulat muna
ako biglang may idea at maiayos ko na ang script kong tinatapos.

so i tried to list down the stuff i'd like to hate or in other words,
mga chaka. (pahiram chocaloy, miss na kita katrabaho)

chaka ang american idol.
poteks kahit paano mo pagbaligtarin obvious namang mananalo si danny gokey.
maglokohan pa tayo.
boring na ang show. boring na ang tema.
natutuwa na lang kami kung lumalabas ang greenwich tvc ni anne curtis
at gagayahin ni jhett ang kanyang dialogue na "bora" na sobrang high-pitched.
tapos biglang susundan ni nicole parang duet ng mga chipmunks. sumasakit ulo ko.

chaka ang commercial na greenwich ni anne curtis.
see prvious post.

chaka ang fantasy nba.
puro injured mga superstar.
walang revelation na player this year.
boring na. sana naman di matalo ang pusta ko sa liga ng jro.
tinatamad na talaga ako at gusto ko ng idrop mga players
dahil pag pinapasok ko naiinjure agad.

chaka ang pet society.
wala na silang pwedeng gawin sa pets kundi patakbuhin.
can they kill each other for a change?

chaka ang gold's gym.
simula lumipat ako wala pa akong nagamit kundi treadmill at stair climber.
wala yung mga equipment na nakasanayan ko.
tipid nga ako, mukha naman akong kawawa.

e-heads from upstairs

took this pic from the 5th level parking of SM Moa
30 minutes before the concert started.
I used my trusty Canon digicam because my SLR's lens are not wide enough
Just sharing the experience.

Who Watches the Watchmen

This post is bloody delayed.
But I felt I needed to post something to shush the haters.

Watchmen is not your typical movie.
If you come in expecting a superhero-ish flick, you're going to be disappointed.
Yes it has over-the-top violence and sex scenes abound.
And Dr. Manhattan's blue penises steals the movie's thunder, well almost.
Zack must be infatuated with dicks, there were way too many unnecessary exposures
but I guess its his way of flicking his middle finger at the system.

This is a movie about the Cold War and alternate realities.
don't go around saying this situtation never happened etcetera, etcetera, punyeta alternate reality nga.

There's no "major villain" in this movie.

The opening scene rocks.
Zack managed to condense a lot of the comic book in one scene.

After watching the movie, read the graphic novel. You'll notice that they were so faithful to it, even to the framing of the scenes.

Did I mention Dr. Manhattan's pututoy kept making peek-a-boo again and again?
Till then I'm waiting for the DVD.

Who Watches the Watchmen

This post is bloody delayed.

E-heads, Finally...

I've run out of words to describe
E-heads: The Final Set. The word Spectacular is an understatement and eargasm seems too mild a word to describe it. This is THE concert that the band should have given us the first time around. But after all the hullabaloo I'm not complaining.

Great setup. the place was waaay better than the ruins of Taguig. Huge videowalls gave justice to the band's performance (esp. to us who watched it from far away.)

By 5 pm, the venue was already crawling with people. I even took pics from the 5th floor of North Parking of SM MOA. The bay was a perfect complement to a the sea of people watching. The venue was large and breezy enough and it wasn't as "rocky" as Taguig. The mall even piped-in Eheads songs all day. I loved it. So off I went with Les (who made abono my tickets) to early dinner at Gram's and meet her friends.

By 8, the tribute avp was already rolling. As we hurried to the "Silver" gate, the big burly guy from security stopped me and said he can't allow to bring in my Canon SLR. I wonder what's wrong with bringing an SLR to the venue, we were so far away as if it posed a security threat. So like happened during the first concert I had to hurry back to my car and stuff my slr. I had to make "tiyaga" with my digicam...
We almost missed the first song which was Magasin and place was already crowded, more crowded than the Taguig concert. Then the songs came one after the other I noticed Eli's mood was lighter and he was reacting to the crowd. Marcus sang a lame regggae version of... I can't remember the title. Raimund brought the house down with Alcohol... they should've gotten Radioactive to jam with them but it sounded great. The place was superjampacked but people were more behaved. No hint of maryjanes in here, hehe.

Some high points in the concert:
1) Eli singing Kaleidoscope World as tribute to Francis
2) the unexpected encore, which made people rush back to the venue buti di nagkastampede
Raimund was saying: Bitin ba? Asan si Marcus?
3) the Group Hug, which I felt was sincere
4) Eli giving the mike to Tim Yap, and making him look like a total loser and faker for not even knowing the lyrics to Toyang. (Boo Gucci gang)
5) Amazing fireworks
6) And... the burning of the old piano from Sticker Happy

This concert is Eraserheads at its memorable best.
Thanks guys.